beyoncescock:

i want a cute boyfriend and $500,000

(via confirmance)


just-shower-thoughts:

The Flintstones ran to power their car, unaware that the fuel they needed was actually their pet dinosaur.

(via just-shower-thoughts)


rospeaks:

bugeyed-gigabyte:

roseonabeach:

lacrimosa-phantom:

drackiszunk:

a-high-functioning-time-lord:

seriously, why does no one talk about this movie? 

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it’s 

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a

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pure 

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gold 

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cinematic 

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master 

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piece 

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One of the greatest movies ever.

This is one of my all time favorites.

“Mr. Body’s body! It’s gone!”

This movie was so fucking confusing

I remember it had three endings and on the dvd there was a surprise me option, so great

this is one of my favorite movies of all fucking time

(via thatsthat24)


  • Will: What could be better than you getting three days of much needed rest?
  • Nico: You and me dating.

  • Will: What could be better than you getting three days of much needed rest?
  • Nico: You and me dating.



sixpenceee:
“ “A student of mine walked into a wall while not paying attention. This was the mark left on her glasses.”
By reddit user asl001
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sixpenceee:

“A student of mine walked into a wall while not paying attention. This was the mark left on her glasses.”

By reddit user asl001

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fleamontpotter:

diredesiretoaspiretodiehard:

fleamontpotter:

fleamontpotter:

just had a dream that I drank 40 litres of vodka, entered a horse race and won.

I should specify that I entered not as a jockey but as a horse

were you physically a horse or were you a human entering as a horse? did you have a jockey?

i was a human entering as a horse, no jockey, just me running like the fucking wind 

(via black-rose-bi-deactivated202101)


onion-bagels:
“ sneater:
“ adurot:
“This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.
”
i wanted to like make sure this was legit and stuff so i took a section of the left and stretched it over to the right and jesus...

onion-bagels:

sneater:

adurot:

This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.

i wanted to like make sure this was legit and stuff so i took a section of the left and stretched it over to the right and jesus fuck

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rb for the last pic being the best demonstration by far

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